B7: Sevisia - brief addendum

[kalinda001]

Woke up in the morning with this short blurb in my head...just for fun.

Argus:   We have to talk.
Writer:   This sounds serious.
Argus:   Why do I keep getting shot? Why can’t someone else get shot? Why does it always have to be me?
Writer:   Oh. That's what's bothering you?
Avon:   He's sulking.
Argus:   I am not!
Avon:   Maybe if you duck once it a while.
Argus:   Shut up, Avon.
Avon (sarcastically):   Or perhaps body armour. I can see why Reya pictured you in a full suit of armour. Do heroes have an inability to duck?
Argus (glares at him and then stalks out) I'm going to find Reya.
Avon:   Now that he's gone...
Writer:   You have something to say too?
Avon:   About this situation with Cally.
Writer (apprehensively):   Yes?
Avon:    I want to know your intentions.
Writer:   You're getting impatient?
Avon:   It's not that. Well, perhaps a little.
Writer:    Don't worry. You will both get there in the end. I promise. You're both just very difficult characters to work with.
Avon:   You mean, I am.
Writer:   Well, I didn't want to say it. You're not exactly the most cooperative character.
Avon:    I will be watching.
Writer:   Oh great.

Comments

[entropy-house.livejournal.com]

Avon should just be grateful you stopped torturing him. :^) (Or paused...)

[kalinda001.livejournal.com]

Sigh...some people are just never satisfied.

Or...?

[entropy-house.livejournal.com]

*grin* Or paused in torturing him. You never promised him you wouldn't do anything else evil to him. :^)

[reapermum.livejournal.com]

Why do I keep getting shot? Why can’t someone else get shot?

Because it wouldn't work. Think about it.
Vila would go on about it and wouldn't let us forget it.
Cally has too much sense not to duck and is a smaller target.
You'd feel guilty if it was Avon 'cos he can't use a gun to defend himself yet.
And nobody would be able to live with you if Reya was hurt.

So you drew the short straw.

[kalinda001.livejournal.com]

Argus: That's so rational that Avon must have put you up to it.
Avon: He's sulking again.
Argus: Go away.

[jaxomsride.livejournal.com]

I agree with Avon, Argus either learn to duck or use body armour. If you want to play Hero be prepared!