kalinda001: (Avon_Cally_Laugh Together)
Burglars in Maryland tried to cut through a safe using a Laser Tag gun.

In Bent Forks, Ill., kidnapers of ice-cube magnate Worth Bohnke sent a photograph of their captive to Bohnke's family. Bohnke was seen holding up a newspaper. It was not that day's edition and, in fact, bore a prominent headline relating to Nixon's trip to China. This was pointed out to the kidnapers in a subsequent phone call. They responded by sending a new photograph showing an up-to-date newspaper. Bohnke, however, did not appear in the picture. When this, too, was refused, the kidnapers became peevish and insisted that a photograph be sent to them showing all the people over at Bohnke's house holding different issues of Success Magazine. They provided a mailing address and were immediately apprehended. They later admitted to FBI agents they did not understand the principle involved in the photograph/newspaper concept. "We thought it was just some kind of tradition," said one.

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kalinda001: (Avon_Cally_Laugh Together)
Kal's Mental Age:

55 Years Old.



And speaking of ages and just because I'm bored, I started making a list of things I haven't done or used in a very long time and most likely never will again.

Your job, if you chose to accept it, is to add to the list.

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kalinda001: (B7_Perceptions)

Category: Angst
Rating: Gen
9th Story of Perceptions
Sequel to Pursuing Truth

Introduction: Two important decisions are made.

Author's note: Since this seems to be a good place to end this story, I will end it here.
Please visit this link for an additional note. Story Planning and Ramblings.

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kalinda001: (Grem_Stunned)
All I want to do today is in the title...

What is wrong with people?

Rant rant rant rant.... )
kalinda001: (Grem_Come out)
It loads like a normal online shopping website but...

Check out this crazy Dutch shopping website.
kalinda001: (Avon_Work_Panel)
I can't seem to get past the horsey one...

...never mind, I got it...onto the next one.
Rats now I'm stuck on 50.
Grr...anyone got 59?
Finally to 60.

The Impossible Quiz )
kalinda001: (The Four)

Category: Angst
Rating: Gen
9th Story of Perceptions
Sequel to Pursuing Truth

Introduction: The aftermath.

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kalinda001: (B7_Perceptions)

Category: Angst
Rating: Gen
9th Story of Perceptions
Sequel to Pursuing Truth

Introduction: The boyz have an adventure. Part 2. The fateful conclusion.

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kalinda001: (Avon_Hooked on Writing)

Many things have changed since I was a child.

Journal: March 12, 2009 )
kalinda001: (Avon Laughs 2)
Rolling right along with the theme of stupid things that people do...


Photobucket

Great paint job!

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kalinda001: (Avon by Vilakins)

Category: Angst
Rating: Gen
9th Story of Perceptions
Sequel to Pursuing Truth

Introduction: The boyz have an adventure. Part 1.

Author's Note: The 4 Boyz Story is nearing its conclusion.

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kalinda001: (Avon barely amused)

When people ask me if I have any food allergies, my truthful response would be no. But that’s not entirely accurate because I do have a psychological allergy to onions.

Journal: March 11, 2009 )
kalinda001: (Cally Impatient)
Part 2 is inspired by [livejournal.com profile] vilakins, who noticed the last list was skewed to silly women. This one is mainly silly men. Enjoy!

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kalinda001: (Avon_Cally_Laugh Together)
Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] debris4spike. What's even sadder/funnier about this is that I sent this out on an email and got several replies back from people who said that they've seen some of these or similar things happen.

ONE

Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets.

'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the teenager at the counter.

'You don't?' I replied.

'We only have six, nine, or twelve,' was the reply.

'So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?'

'That's right.'

So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets

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kalinda001: (Grem_Sleepy)
I know you probably don't clean your screen very often, and it's virtually impossible to clean on the inside anyway, so here you go...

Shortcut to:
Screen Cleaning
kalinda001: (Vilakins Argus)

Category: Angst
Rating: Gen
9th Story of Perceptions
Sequel to Pursuing Truth


Introduction
: A meeting with a woman. Vila and Avon have an enlightening talk. A boy named Jack.

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kalinda001: (Avon_Displeased_LL)
I find that as I grow older some basic skills begin to deteriorate.

Journal: March 10, 2009 )
kalinda001: (Avon examines)
There's something addictive about writing. At least for me there is. B7 was the first and only show so far that has inspired me to write fanfic. I had never even heard of fanfic before B7. With me being a scifi fan...some people (including me) find it hard to believe. Honestly, I have not been living under a rock, just Canada.

Journal: March 9, 2009 )
kalinda001: (Avon_Cally_Laugh Together)
This is from [livejournal.com profile] debris4spike ... if you just need a giggle ... then read!!

Warning - if you read it at work, and choke ... don't try to read it to the boss ... especially if said boss is male!!

Cat Lover or Not, this is Hysterical! )
kalinda001: (Vilakins Vila Sester)

Category: Angst
Rating: Gen
9th Story of Perceptions
Sequel to Pursuing Truth

Introduction: Avon and Cally discuss the revelations about his childhood. Vila has a very tough conversation with Sester.

Author's Note: Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] jaxomsride for the heart information.


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kalinda001: (Grem_Come out)
I've always wanted a dog since I was a child. Now that I finally have one, I wished I had gotten one sooner.

Journal: March 8, 2009 )
kalinda001: (Avon Cally Hold)
Second day of journalling. Yesterday I talked a bit about my obsessive writing habit. Today, since it's Saturday and a weekend, of course the topic would be about...work.

Journal: March 7, 2009 )
kalinda001: (Vilakins Vila_Avon)

Category: Angst
Rating: Gen
9th Story of Perceptions
Sequel to Pursuing Truth

Introduction:  Avon and Vila.

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kalinda001: (Avon Work Calc)
A while ago, [livejournal.com profile] linda_joyce posted something about the value of journalling.

Twenty years ago, University of Texas psychologist James Pennebaker concluded that students who wrote about their most meaningful personal experiences for 15 minutes a day several days in a row felt better, had healthier blood work, and got higher grades in school. But a new study from the University of Missouri shows that a few minutes of writing will also suffice.

I thought I'd take a stab at it. Don't know how long I will keep it up for. I could certainly stand feeling better. Everything's been blah and depressing. About the only thing that keeps me relatively on the right side of happy is writing and my friends, both online and off.

So this is just a stream of consciousness thing, basically for my own sanity than anything else.

Journal March 6, 2009 )

EDIT: Well, I'm back from the doctor. Nothing majorly alarming just some things she wants to continue checking. I have another test scheduled in May.
kalinda001: (Avon_Cally_Close)

Category: Angst
Rating: Het Implied
9th Story of Perceptions
Sequel to Pursuing Truth

Introduction:  Avon and Cally share an intimate moment. Kerr has suspicions. Vila wonders if he's having a dream of his own.

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kalinda001: (Avon by Vilakins)

Category: Angst
Rating: Gen
9th Story of Perceptions
Sequel to Pursuing Truth

Introduction:  Friends.
 
EDIT:  Fleshed out some descriptions and POV and adjusted Avon's POV at the end to make it read better.

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kalinda001: (Avon_Concerned)

Category: Angst
Rating: Gen
9th Story of Perceptions
Sequel to Pursuing Truth

Introduction:  Friends, past and present.

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kalinda001: (Vilakins Sester Avon)

Category: Angst
Rating: Gen
9th Story of Perceptions
Sequel to Pursuing Truth

Introduction:  Vila and Corinne discuss the future. The boyz test each other.

Author's Note: There are major additions to this chapter. There was too much of a jump from the scenes of the last chapter and this one. I've added bridging sequences. It makes Avon's actions later on make more sense. I've also cleaned up the dialogue between Vila and Corinne. As usual changes are in blue.

EDIT: I have also expanded the dialogue between Avon and Argus. It felt time that Avon worked out how he felt about the man. Additions in green.


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kalinda001: (Vilakins Sester Avon)

Category: Angst
Rating: Gen
9th Story of Perceptions
Sequel to Pursuing Truth

Introduction
:  What happens when the past catches up with you but you can't run?

EDIT: Expanded two sections a bit. One to explain why Avon and Sester are sharing the same memories. The second is to add to Avon's POV and his working out of how is he going to deal with the revelations. As always, changes are marked in blue.

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kalinda001: (Vila_listens to_Avon)

Category: Angst
Rating: Gen
9th Story of Perceptions
Sequel to Pursuing Truth

Introduction
:  Vila is on a personal mission. Avon and his unwanted room-mate try to have a conversation.

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kalinda001: (Avon_Blk_Laughs)

A fun and silly one snagged this from [livejournal.com profile] debris4spike

Don't spoil the fun, and keep it going............ Type out the sentence you end up with in the TITLE of your post and tag your friends.

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kalinda001: (Liberator_boldly)

Category: Angst
Rating: Gen
9th Story of Perceptions
Sequel to Pursuing Truth

Introduction
:  The crew joins the Tellaran patrol. Kerr meets a secret friend.

Author's note: I'm on a bit of a roll at the moment because I'm getting to the heart of the mystery with the boys and how their past history will impact the various members of the crew.

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kalinda001: (Avon_Concerned)

Category: Angst
Rating: Gen
9th Story of Perceptions
Sequel to Pursuing Truth

Introduction
:  Nightmares are never good, especially when you're Avon.


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kalinda001: (Vilakins Sester Avon)

Category: Angst
Rating: Gen
9th Story of Perceptions
Sequel to Pursuing Truth

Introduction
:  Avon's side of someone else's nightmare. Vila and Corinne need to get their signals straight.

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kalinda001: (Vilakins Sester Avon)

Category: Angst
Rating: PG
9th Story of Perceptions
Sequel to Pursuing Truth

Introduction
:  Avon has words for his room-mate. Sester has the ultimate nightmare.

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kalinda001: (Avon_Concerned)

Category: Gen
Rating: Gen
9th Story of Perceptions
Sequel to Pursuing Truth

Introduction
:  Vila and Corinne under a full moon. More memories of the past.

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kalinda001: (Vilakins Vila_Avon)

Category: Gen
Rating: Gen
9th Story of Perceptions
Sequel to Pursuing Truth

Introduction
:  Strange room-mates and welcome visitors.

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kalinda001: (Vilakins Corinne)

Category: Gen
Rating: Gen
9th Story of Perceptions
Sequel to Pursuing Truth

Introduction
:  Vila and Corinne talk about ice cream. Argus and Sester try being nice to each other.

Author's Note: Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] vilakins for the wonderful drawing of Corinne.

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kalinda001: (Vilakins Sester)

Category: Angst
Rating: Gen
9th Story of Perceptions
Sequel to Pursuing Truth

Introduction
:  Sester has visitors.

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